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Category: Joke of the Day

Posted on December 6, 2014December 7, 2014

Most exciting part about 2015: it won't be 2014

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 6, 2014

Posted on December 5, 2014December 6, 2014

Time travelers will treat 2014 like vacationing families treat Detroit.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 5, 2014

Posted on December 3, 2014December 6, 2014

Let's make sure to light that tree tonight and start celebrating an old white man who breaks into your house and is regarded as a hero.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2014

Posted on December 3, 2014December 6, 2014

"Yeah, well, I'm not 'most people'." – Most people

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 3, 2014

Posted on December 1, 2014December 6, 2014

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take" shouldn't be standard operating procedure for the police.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 1, 2014

Posted on November 30, 2014December 6, 2014

The older I get the more life feels like I'm just killing time between meals.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 30, 2014

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