I can't stop laughing. The Republicans nominated an unqualified, unhinged sociopath and, wouldn't you know, that's who showed up tonight.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 27, 2016
Hillary has to debate Trump while fact-checking him. Can you imagine it? A woman having to work twice as hard as a man for the same position
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2016
1am: Time for bed
2am: Just a few more tweets
3am: SIRI is toying with me
4am: Two hours will suffice
5am: The birds can hear my thoughts— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 24, 2016
ME: Time to go to sleep!
BRAIN: Yes, as soon as we hypothesize every worry that is out of your control but could conceivably come true— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2016
I don't get why people hate small talk so much. Do you really want Darryl from IT coming up and asking, "What's eating you away today?"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 22, 2016
MUSLIMS: The next President might put us in camps
BLACK PEOPLE: We are literally being murdered in the streets
WHITE PEOPLE: Brangelina!— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2016