Instead of expressing joy at a celebrity couple getting divorced, I shall take the high road and continue to make everything about me.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 20, 2016
ME: I feel depressed, lonely, and like a piece of shit
BRAIN: I have the perfect cure: isolate yourself and make a list of all your mistakes— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 19, 2016
[leaving rap battle]
I feel betrayed but god damn my therapist can flow— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 18, 2016
This Sully protest rally is growing bigger by the minute pic.twitter.com/7xpdopwjCH
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 17, 2016
Nothing would make me happier than the day after Hillary is sworn in and Barack Obama reveals he's actually 3 Kenyan kids in a trench coat.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 16, 2016
If you need to break into a white person's house just wait until the sun is setting. You've got a 20 minute window while we pick the filter.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2016