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Posted on August 1, 2016August 2, 2016

Every owl looks like it just heard a racist joke pic.twitter.com/8J358Oc2rw

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 1, 2016

Posted on July 31, 2016August 2, 2016

"Let's see if the monumentally insane, racist, misogynistic guy somehow becomes rational over time even though he won't." – Undecided voters

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2016

Posted on July 30, 2016August 2, 2016

My favorite thing about cats is their default sleeping position is "Just murdered waiting to be chalk outlined" pic.twitter.com/IuGx6R1fp8

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2016

Posted on July 28, 2016August 2, 2016

when you're ready to take shards from the broken glass ceiling to shiv a rich hobgoblin pic.twitter.com/W3iSgTPDhi

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2016

Posted on July 27, 2016July 28, 2016

The only thing that could possibly be more divisive than this election would be if we as a nation tried to order a pizza together.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2016

Posted on July 26, 2016July 28, 2016

I caught my first Pokemon? pic.twitter.com/ZcAtRtb9Wn

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 26, 2016

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