Melania has always been gorgeous pic.twitter.com/X5BCROZwyk
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 19, 2016
The world is a ceaseless succession of nightmares devoid of humanity and logic. The fields burn. The sky melts… You're listening to NPR.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 14, 2016
*reads headline that begins "Chewbacca Mom"*
*spends afternoon googling cost of medically induced comas*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2016
"Great Lakes?" Sorry buddy but you've been misinformed… they're spectacular.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2016
"That's the address. It's suite PEN15." pic.twitter.com/kCBOynzfzp
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 8, 2016
If you think the new Ghostbusters movie is going to ruin your childhood, please know, from the bottom of my heart: I genuinely hope it does.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 7, 2016