i'll sleep when i'm bed
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015
[year 2030]
ME: Don't judge a book by its cover
CHILD: What's a book?
ME: Never mind. Eat your food pellet before we begin harvesting.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2015
"Who's ready to bone?" – Paleontologist getting primed for work
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2015
An entire movie consisting solely of Batman trying to parallel park the Batmobile.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 26, 2015
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Good boy
Very good boy
– Dog Santa's List— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2015
Don't be fooled, tonight. If you're visited by the ghost of future you, it's really your Looper. Kill them and reclaim what's yours.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2015