"How are you holding up?"
"Skeleton inside me."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2015
POLICE OFFICER: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "Because you know I love riddles."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2015
Dear Lord, please grant me the strength to love both the player and the game
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2015
Merlot is Red,
NYPD BLUE,
I've Been Up Sniffing Bath Salts,
I Love You Invisible Tiger— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 14, 2015
Always tired? Anxious? Hungry? Do you project other people's emotions? Lost? Still tired? Ask your doctor if being human is right for you
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2015
Dear Lord, please grant me the serenity to be mad chill
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2015