ME: Time to shut the ole brain down and finally get some fucking sleep
BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/FmOEnVFfTD— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2018
Hey Teens, do climate change next.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2018
I was waiting for the elevator at my apartment with an elderly lady. She turned to me and said "Take the damn stairs." I laughed and asked if she had any other advice and she said, "Take. The. Damn. Stairs." So, this is my new approach to life, I'm just gonna take the damn stairs
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2018
If there’s a direct correlation to playing video games and real life please explain why I don’t eat fruit and am afraid of ghosts even though I played Pac-Man on and off for a decade.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2018
We can start pronouncing “ratio” like “patio” any time. The only thing stopping us is ourselves.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2018