Stop calling it “P.C. culture” and call it what it is: “Stop Being a Shitty Person culture”
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 16, 2019
My Uber driver just told the other passenger in the car to get off her phone or he would kick her out.
UBER DRIVER: “No one interrupts Lizzo”
Is $100 enough for a tip?
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2019
For – and I cannot stress this enough – fuck’s sake
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 10, 2019
When I can’t find a woman’s foot pic.twitter.com/LZNnXz9y9J
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2019
Technically, a millennial is anyone who had to learn cursive but never had to use it.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 8, 2019
I don’t think ghosts are moaning and screaming to try and scare anyone. I think that’s just how anyone would act if they haven’t eaten since they died.
— patrickswayze’spatrickgravy (@SamGrittner) September 7, 2019