I've felt like shit all day so I made some semi-inspirational quotes from Paul Rudd. Feel free to use and share them pic.twitter.com/J7ODrmOsem
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2017
Anyone can become the CEO of Hot Topic. All you have to do is strangle the current one to death with a chain wallet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2017
GOP PRIORITIES:
• Elect a child molester to the Senate
• Protect Rapist-Racist President
• Pass tax cuts for billionaires
• Destroy Social Security and Medicaid
• Legalize hunting the poor for sport
• Allow guns to become citizens
• Pass “Drown Orphans In Nearest Well” law— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017
So many questions:
1) Is this a fake ad for BLACK MIRROR?
2) Is it the sequel to ROOM?
3) Is this bed specifically for people with only the upper-half of their torso?
4) Are the shoes a reminder of “the accident”?
5) Do the Poltergeist under the bed come with or is that extra? pic.twitter.com/N93K0eupca— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 4, 2017