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Posted on September 25, 2017October 10, 2017

Bill Cassidy always looks like he's either about to stick his dick in the mashed potatoes or he's trying to explain why he stuck it in pic.twitter.com/Pssp5LbTrJ

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 25, 2017

Posted on September 23, 2017October 10, 2017

today on, “THAT’S OUR SYPHILITIC RACIST PRESIDENT!”…

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 23, 2017

Posted on September 21, 2017October 10, 2017

If you see a clown in a sewer drain you don't wait for it to strike up a conversation. You climb down first and say hi. Manners matter.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 21, 2017

Posted on September 14, 2017October 10, 2017

ASSEMBLE THE BECKY VOLTRON pic.twitter.com/KwpZgzy9PA

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 15, 2017

Posted on September 13, 2017

Hello, my name is Paw Rudd! I'm a bodega cat and I'm here to brighten your day! But remember: threaten my livelihood and I'll eat you alive! pic.twitter.com/SXI3Bg3D5E

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2017

Posted on September 12, 2017September 13, 2017

Nothing would be funnier in life than if Ted Cruz liked porn on Twitter again tonight on purpose. Like that's just his new thing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2017

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