I'm not politically correct I'm just trying to not be an asshole to other people. Stop overthinking it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 25, 2017
Wind and Fire must be so jealous today.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 23, 2017
eggs are fun but find yourself first
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 16, 2017
REPORTER: What is your plan?
DONALD TRUMP: Exactly.— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 13, 2017
My beach body hasn't washed up yet.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 12, 2017