Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
I’m filming a ‘Just for Laughs‘ audition tape this Thursday, April 13th at Matt Smith McCormick’s ‘Go Ricki‘ at QED: A Place to Show & Tell in Astoria. 9pm. $8. JFL can lead to getting an agent, help land you on late night shows, and even heal gout. Please help me pack this place and mayhaps even share this if you would be so kind? THANK YOU
Thursday, April 13th // $8 // 9PM // QED in Astoria
United's new slogan is, "Fight or Flight"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 11, 2017
Open casket open bar
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 5, 2017
Comparing heroin to pot is like comparing a gun to paperclips. One will kill you and the other can help you keep your shit together.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2017
This photo of Jared Kushner as a child is incredibly disturbing pic.twitter.com/7zUrSh4stq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 31, 2017
The Art of the Plea Deal
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 31, 2017