Jared Kushner always looks like he's posing for the poster of "Gone Girl"
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2017
Bill O'Reilly looks like God tried to remake Gene Hackman with no lights on.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 29, 2017
24 million people have momentarily been saved from devastating consequences because our President has the attention span of a dead gnat
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2017
The average American is 15% podcast.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 24, 2017
*checks twitter*
CHUCK BERRY IS DEAD
*checks twitter again*
HE WAS SUCH A TALENTED
*checks twitter again*
GARBAGE HUMAN BEING— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2017
Can Obama at least have us on weekends?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 18, 2017