"It's not a muppet ban." – Sean Spicer on defunding CPB
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 16, 2017
It's impossible to see a smoking gun when an entire room is on fire.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2017
Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017
me before sending a tweet. me watching those sweet, sweet faves coming in. pic.twitter.com/3xfmLoLrRj
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 12, 2017
If at first you don't succeed- honestly, nothing matters. The lakes and oceans will be on fire soon. Don't beat yourself up.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2017