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Posted on February 26, 2017February 28, 2017

I haven't seen "La La Land" but I have seen a white couple argue about how many iPhones their son should have so I think I'm good.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 27, 2017

Posted on February 25, 2017February 28, 2017

DOCTOR: Melania was hit by a bus. We did the best we could but I urge you to say your goodbye now
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TRUMP: My love, I had 308 votes in th

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2017

Posted on February 24, 2017February 28, 2017

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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 24, 2017

Posted on February 23, 2017February 24, 2017

Steve Bannon looks like everything that's stuck to a band-aid when you pull it off.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2017

Posted on February 22, 2017

Maybe if we hide the Constitution in Trump's copy of Mein Kampf he'll accidentally read it.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017

Posted on February 21, 2017February 22, 2017

Elected officials who refuse to meet with their constituents should have to forfeit their positions. I've never been paid to ignore my boss.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 22, 2017

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