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Posted on February 20, 2017February 21, 2017

DECODED SLANG:
LMFAO = Leave my family alone Oliver
TLDR = They like dinner ready
FTW = Forget the walnuts
BRB = Bring regular bibles

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 21, 2017

Posted on February 20, 2017February 21, 2017

next Tinder Live is 3/15 @littlefieldnyc w/@mandystadt @SamGrittner the last show sold out fast so get tix now yesss https://t.co/hGaw55HKMk

— Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) February 21, 2017

Thrilled to be on one of my favorite shows in March. Get your tickets now because the they will sellout fast.

Posted on February 19, 2017February 21, 2017

People have already built memorials for the attack in Sweden pic.twitter.com/Ig58uyLvay

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 19, 2017

Posted on February 18, 2017February 21, 2017

FIRST DATE TIP: Ask them which cabinet nominee they opposed the most

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2017

Posted on February 17, 2017

Cause and Affect illustrated a tweet of mine (artwork done by the incredibly talented, Kyle Brodie) for postcards for a great cause. More info HERE.

Posted on February 17, 2017

Here's the tweet he deleted: pic.twitter.com/msTObeFiji

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 17, 2017

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