"I'm the least racist, anti-Semitic person ever. EVER. Just ask David Duke. Who I do not know. David who? Microphone. Dogs." – Donald Trump
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 16, 2017
KELLYANNE CONWAY REPLACEMENTS:
• Egg avatar
• Compass that points in wrong direction
• Eye of Sauron
• Slenderman
• Congenial burning cross— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 15, 2017
EMPLOYEES MUST CLAP HANDS UNTIL ORBS APPEAR pic.twitter.com/7fOMmDQlTw
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 15, 2017
Someone should explain to Trump how high the ratings would be for his impeachment process and this whole thing could just work itself out.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2017
Ed Sheeran always look like he just finished baking you a homemade apple pie and is waiting for you to tell him how it is pic.twitter.com/ruHAVwAFHD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2017
*trump finishes watching SNL*
TRUMP: Nuke it
PENCE: Your wife & son live in NY
T: I'll buy new ones. Is Tiffany there?
P: Yes
T: Light it up— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 12, 2017