*kid shows up wearing all tinfoil*
KID: Trick-or-treat!
ME: That ship sailed, friendo. What are you?
KID: Time traveler
ME: *empties wallet*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2015
Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
*kid shows up wearing all tinfoil*
KID: Trick-or-treat!
ME: That ship sailed, friendo. What are you?
KID: Time traveler
ME: *empties wallet*— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2015