My favorite thing about cats is their default sleeping position is "Just murdered waiting to be chalk outlined" pic.twitter.com/IuGx6R1fp8
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2016
when you're ready to take shards from the broken glass ceiling to shiv a rich hobgoblin pic.twitter.com/W3iSgTPDhi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2016
The only thing that could possibly be more divisive than this election would be if we as a nation tried to order a pizza together.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 27, 2016
I caught my first Pokemon? pic.twitter.com/ZcAtRtb9Wn
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 26, 2016
God, your aim is off. That's not Trump Tower pic.twitter.com/I6ha5XiJqn
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 25, 2016
I tend to stay in on days when the temperature is higher than the average life expectancy.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2016