When you know the dignity of mankind but have suffered for the wrongs of others. pic.twitter.com/dzNWNhLhfp
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016
Nothing quite rings in Black History Month like a bunch of janky old white dudes talking about restoring our nation to the way it used to be
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2016
I hope I pass away in my sleep so people can say I died doing what I loved.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016
IS A COMEDY CAREER RIGHT FOR YOU?
1) Can you feel?
2) Do you hate yourself with a passion?
3) Are you satisfied with never being satisfied?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 31, 2016
*sighs into megaphone*
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 29, 2016
Yawning is when your body whispers your screams.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 28, 2016