If babies are so smart how come they decide to grow up?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2015
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— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 7, 2015
My style of dance can best be described as "octopus trying to escape an aquarium."
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 6, 2015
"You people discuss me." – Topics
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 6, 2015
When I was your age we didn't even have numbers. Your age was the number of harvests you survived after the wolves came for your family.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 5, 2015
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You need a ride."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 3, 2015