Anybody want to '96 tonight? That's where you listen to 'Wonderwall' and pretend like you have an economic future.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2013
I'm writing a book about how people can free themselves from taking pictures of themselves. It's a selfie-help book.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 26, 2013
"Wait. I think I hear a waterfall crying," said Bon Iver. He dropped his trail mix & galloped off into the woods, forging a flute on the way
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2013
My wedding will be open casket.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2013
"I'm here to help but I can also kill ya!" – Shoelaces
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2013
"Please sir, may I have a mother?" – Oliver Twist
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 25, 2013