Celebrating the 4th of July this year feels like throwing a birthday party for someone who’s been kidnapped.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 28, 2018
Only in America can a man that has paid for abortions bring about the overturning of Roe v. Wade.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 27, 2018
Yes. They're all in Flint, Michigan. pic.twitter.com/kDpcDcWMd3
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2018
Get rich or die chewing https://t.co/OBUuiKWELq
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 25, 2018
It’s a good thing the torch on the Statue of Liberty isn’t real otherwise she would have set herself on fire months ago.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 24, 2018
I'm no expert but if I were the Hamburglar I'm pretty sure my name wouldn't be the crime I intend on committing combined with the one thing I plan to burgle.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 22, 2018