Stephen Miller is like if white socks with sandals and chloroform were a person.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 21, 2018
The fact that immigrants know that Donald Trump is President and still try to enter this country should tell you just how bad it is in the places they're trying to escape from.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 20, 2018
I just have two questions about Space Force:
1) When will Flint, Michigan have clean water?
2) When will Puerto Rico have power?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 18, 2018
If you lose your Internet for a weekend technically that’s camping now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 8, 2018
Gonna need this Canadian prosecutor to weigh in during every documentary going forward please and thank you pic.twitter.com/XUtAvFR0B0
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 7, 2018
I’m in a stolen ice cream truck being pursued by ten cop cars. We’re all going 10mph. Their sirens are being drowned out by the jingle at full blast. My ponytail is billowing out the window. I can smell freedom and mint chocolate chip. Even if they kill me I can never die.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) June 5, 2018