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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2018May 24, 2018

If my funeral is open casket my only request is that I have cucumber slices over my eyes.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 21, 2018

Posted on May 20, 2018May 24, 2018

It’s pretty weird that the only thing racists hate more than other races is being called a racist.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 20, 2018

Posted on May 18, 2018May 24, 2018

Visual representation of Republicans' actions on gun reform pic.twitter.com/oJVPVNKIOK

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 18, 2018

Posted on May 17, 2018May 18, 2018

Are they the DJ’s at a funeral for cocaine? pic.twitter.com/r1pBsrJEGc

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 17, 2018

Posted on May 16, 2018May 18, 2018

Donald Trump Jr. is what you get when you try and make a person out of forged permission slips and cocaine.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 16, 2018

Posted on May 14, 2018May 18, 2018

“The new Cobra Kai dojo here in Jerusalem is just the beginning…” pic.twitter.com/0Dee9ENg6f

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 14, 2018

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