I want to join a cult just to see if I have what it takes to make it to the inner circle.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 4, 2018
This updated version of the Bible is wild pic.twitter.com/sJyjmeWWFD
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 3, 2018
If anyone needs me I’ll be making the same mistakes over and over again while wondering why nothing ever goes the way I want it to.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018
Honestly, I wouldn't even die for my own sins.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) April 2, 2018
“Live. Fast. Die young.” – Jesus Christ
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 28, 2018
DETECTIVE: Are you the new chalk outline guy?
ME: Yes I am
DETECTIVE: Stick to the bodies, no more thought bubbles with spaghetti inside them
ME: Eve-
DETECTIVE: Yes, even if they were thinking about spaghetti— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 26, 2018