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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on November 10, 2017November 14, 2017

Am I in Japan or a SAW movie what is happening pic.twitter.com/QDISAejU0G

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 10, 2017

Posted on November 9, 2017November 14, 2017

TRUMP: Hold my beer
WEINSTEIN: Hold my beer
SHEEN: Hold my beer
C.K.: Hold my beer
WESTWICK: Hold my beer
HALPERIN: Hold my beer
O'REILY: Hold my beer
OCTOPUS BARTENDER: I can only do so much

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 9, 2017

Posted on November 8, 2017

FUN GAME: Opera singer or soulless bag of meat only capable of spewing hate? pic.twitter.com/UU3oBIpI8y

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017

Posted on November 7, 2017November 8, 2017

Don Jr. gets indicted tomorrow. Pee tape gets released on Thursday. Ivanka shatters after falling to the ground. Melania is revealed as nothing more than a hologram. Eric burns up in the sunlight. This is my vision board.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 8, 2017

Posted on November 6, 2017November 8, 2017

The Constitution was written by people with wooden teeth who owned slaves. Your iPhone updates every 3 minutes. The solution is progression.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 7, 2017

Posted on November 5, 2017November 6, 2017

Weird how your thoughts and prayers did nothing to stop another mass shooting. It's almost like taking no action changes nothing.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 5, 2017

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