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Tag: Joke of the Day

Posted on November 4, 2017November 6, 2017

I’m at the Papa John’s. I’m at the Nazi rallly. I’m at the combination Papa John’s Nazi rally.

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 4, 2017

Posted on November 3, 2017November 5, 2017

*waits for elevator doors to close*
*turn to stranger stuck with me*
ME: “We should start a podcast”

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2017

Posted on November 2, 2017November 4, 2017

I hope Barron doesn’t see this or he’ll find out his dad isn’t even real pic.twitter.com/oQD4kuURJF

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 3, 2017

Posted on November 1, 2017

After the attack in NYC today here’s what scares the shit out of me:
1) Nazis
2) Lack of access to affordable healthcare
3) Tax cuts 4 rich

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 1, 2017

Posted on October 31, 2017November 1, 2017

WWII happened because Hitler was allergic to eggplant https://t.co/hmqDKP58tT

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 31, 2017

Posted on October 30, 2017November 1, 2017

pic.twitter.com/X9dNp92GnN

— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) October 30, 2017

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