Are You There God? It's Me, Lack of Separation of Church and State
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 3, 2017
Say what will you about Steve Bannon no one else has managed to pull off the look of "Host rejects donated organ" more than him.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 18, 2017
If evolution is "so" "real" why doesn't my junk light up at night? riddle me that, lab coats
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 16, 2017
does trump know that hiring different people for the same position is in no way shape or form considered creating new jobs
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2017
"Everyone dies alone you just wasted so much money." – my wedding speech
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 30, 2017
"I was breast-fed until I was in my early twenties and I turned out just fine. Next question" pic.twitter.com/N65Y93SVG4
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 24, 2017