It's too early for this U-Haul to be mocking me pic.twitter.com/ks6kuVa4oY
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 23, 2017
When I criticize myself for criticizing myself. pic.twitter.com/eP33zQvQjK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 21, 2017
Let me play devil's avocado for a minute…
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 20, 2017
MISSED CONNECTION: We wore matching kimonos to the duel
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 19, 2017
Eric Trump won't be charged with anything because he would have been sleeping in his coffin during the hours these meetings took place.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 11, 2017
What a time to be dead inside
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 10, 2017