Happy Birthday, Jesus! I got you a ton of fresh sins that are truly to die for
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 25, 2016
I saw mommy kissing Slenderman
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 24, 2016
2016 Emoji Year In Review:
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TEEN VOGUE: Trump National Security Advisor Met With Head of a Neo-Nazi Movement
CNN: How Many Clouds Does It Take To Hold Prince's Guitars?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2016
I feel like 2016 cheated on me and dumped me and I'm getting hooked up with 2017 but I don't owe it anything and I'm going to get bangs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 20, 2016
I Survived 2016 And All I Got Was This Stupid President
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 18, 2016