— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 16, 2016
Jan. 20th: Trump takes office
Jan. 21st: Russia leaks Republicans emails
Jan. 22nd: Civil war breaks out
Jan. 23rd: #NationalWaffleDay— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 15, 2016
This Chinese "escaped tiger drill" needs to be implemented at all of our zoos yesterday pic.twitter.com/Tkav548QsY
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 14, 2016
We had three motherfucking OJ Simpson documentaries this year, I think we can handle two elections.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 13, 2016
REPORTER: Let's talk about your Russian ties…
TRUMP: No no no, my ties are made in China— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 11, 2016
Do we have to frame this as an abortion of Democracy before a single Republican lawmaker will speak up?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 10, 2016