REPORTER: Name one person you admire from the current cabinet
GARY JOHNSON: Lazy Susan— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 29, 2016
Nothing would make me happier than the day after Hillary is sworn in and Barack Obama reveals he's actually 3 Kenyan kids in a trench coat.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 16, 2016
HILLARY: No, Bill
BILL: I'm telling you, I've studied "Mrs. Doubtfire," just let me be you for a few days
H: No
B: Can I try on a pantsuit?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) September 11, 2016
REST OF THE WORLD: We hope America is having an intellectual discussion about the impact of their election
U.S.: pic.twitter.com/kmDYzF79tv— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) August 10, 2016
"Let's see if the monumentally insane, racist, misogynistic guy somehow becomes rational over time even though he won't." – Undecided voters
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 31, 2016
when you're ready to take shards from the broken glass ceiling to shiv a rich hobgoblin pic.twitter.com/W3iSgTPDhi
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) July 29, 2016