That awkward moment when your silent majority is also invisible pic.twitter.com/TzpBJvvGuV
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2017
A solid hour of the inauguration is going to be Mike Pence playing Big Buck Hunter on a Jumbotron.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2017
Reince Priebus always sounds like an Applebees manager that's in way over his head and is afraid even kids can recognize it.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 15, 2017
WE NEED TO PROTECT THE UNBORN AT ALL COSTS, THEY ARE PRECIOUS DIAMONDS AND A REFLECTION OF OUR HUMANITY!
what about poor people?
HARD PASS
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 4, 2017
REPUBLICAN (running for office): We need to make haircuts safer!
REPUBLICAN (in office): Haircuts will only be done using chainsaws.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 3, 2017