*checks twitter*
CHUCK BERRY IS DEAD
*checks twitter again*
HE WAS SUCH A TALENTED
*checks twitter again*
GARBAGE HUMAN BEING— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2017
Kellyanne Conway doesn't know what's a lie anymore, "The microwave is watching you." "The toaster is jealous."
"The screams I hear are real"— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2017
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 9, 2017
Super Bowl prediction: None of us will be alive in three months
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 2, 2017
Blaming death on a year is utterly ludicrous. I blame Trump.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 29, 2016
Death is clearly only taking the people it wants to hang out with.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) December 27, 2016