COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You need a ride."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 3, 2015

Writer. Comedian. Space Whale.
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
ME: "You need a ride."— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) March 3, 2015