The wind is howling like Paula Deen's lungs after walking a whole flight of stairs.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 18, 2013
I eat yogurt to stay regular and velcro to stay strange.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 13, 2013
Joseph Ratzinger is really starting to regret getting those 'POPE 4EVA' knuckle tattoos right about now.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 11, 2013
This joke was featured on Mashable.com’s ’20 Hilarious Tweet About the Pope’.
"Forget to hate yourself today ladies? We've got you covered!" – Women's Magazines
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2013
For someone who isn't a monkey, Donald Trump sure hurls a lot of his own shit.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 6, 2013
You can't get mad at me for feeding your kid cheese if they have a rattail.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 5, 2013