WAITER: Is Pepsi okay?
ME: Is anything okay?— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2018
When you're supposed to go on SHARK TANK to pitch your edible skateboards but somehow end up on FOX NEWS pic.twitter.com/8iFHEJq6AP
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 19, 2018
“If you only have one smile in you give it to the people you love.” – Maya Angelou pic.twitter.com/FkvvP5BTpK
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 15, 2018
ME: Time to shut the ole brain down and finally get some fucking sleep
BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/FmOEnVFfTD— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 13, 2018
Hey Teens, do climate change next.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 11, 2018
I was waiting for the elevator at my apartment with an elderly lady. She turned to me and said "Take the damn stairs." I laughed and asked if she had any other advice and she said, "Take. The. Damn. Stairs." So, this is my new approach to life, I'm just gonna take the damn stairs
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) March 10, 2018