The 7 Stages of Good Grief:
1) Oh my
2) Oh my word
3) Golly gee
4) Oh my heavens
5) Lordy
6) Woof
7) Yowza— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) November 25, 2018
It’s not that I hate this country it’s the fact that we’re not who we say we are. A nation founded by immigrants is breaking up families and deporting upstanding citizens. It’s like hiring a Weird Al impersonator that shows up and performs the real songs. Shit ain’t right.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 23, 2018
If your party controls the House, the Senate, and the Presidency and one of the few requirements of your job is to keep the government up and running but you fail at that but still get paid then you my friend are the true welfare queen.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 20, 2018
New Curriculum For Public Schools:
• How to make a budget
• Why @-ing is always a bad idea
• Cooking nutritious meals at home
• The nuances of sex and consent
• The etiquette of eating ass
• Skimming an article isn’t reading it
• Don’t put that in your mouth it’s poison— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 18, 2018
We're all so much worse than we're giving ourselves credit for.
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 17, 2018
“Tide Pods are now locked up. You’ll need to show proof of ownership of a washing machine and undergo a background check to buy any. Our #1 priority is the safety of our citizens. Also: here’s a free gun. The serial number is scratched off and it’s preloaded with ammo.” – America
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) January 16, 2018