Wait wait wait….. if there are gay characters in "Star Wars" what's next? Swords made out of lasers? Robots that talk? Outer space?
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 28, 2016
*whispering in unison*
"Bye, Felicia." pic.twitter.com/Ln10XBEASg— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 26, 2016
Arts AND crafts? In this economy???
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2016
I can't believe I'm still writing Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer on all my checks
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 25, 2016
"I like your piano's little windshield wiper."
"That's a metronome."— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2016
IS NOTHING SACRED??? pic.twitter.com/0xH8eHI55P
— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) February 23, 2016